Posted July 21, 2008. Can you really fry an egg on the sidewalk?
Many have tried. There’s even a town that holds an annual egg frying contest. In reality, it rarely gets hot enough to actually fry the egg. But wondering how hot it is and how hot it’s gonna get this summer, got me thinking about the It’s So Hot jokes.
Here’s a few (feel free to add to the list)…
It’s so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.
It’s so hot farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant fighting over 2 dogs.
It’s so hot that trees are whistling for dogs.
It’s so hot birds have to use pot holders to pull the worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot people are climbing into their hot tubs just to cool off.
It’s so hot you can make instant sun tea.
Got any more? Post them here.
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