It’s due out in theatres around Christmas and features Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake.

My life would be perfect if they’d one day make Voltron into a flick.

I wish I could see something like this just once, though I’d probably freak out and think I was dreaming.

“Star Wars is everywhere so it was only a matter of time before Improv Everywhere took their own stab at bringing their favorite scenes to the masses. Since 2001, Improv Everywhere has entertained the public at random in New York City. Some of their 100 improv stunts include Frozen Grand Central, the Food Court Musical, and the famous No Pants Subway Ride, and now Star Wars Subway.”

I showed Scotty this video, and he made me put it up. It was my first time seeing a peacock. I was very excited, and for some reason I really wanted to touch it. I’m such a dork.

Here are some pictures from the Everglades too! It was so beautiful.

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I only made it to see if I could.

Because what generally happens is Carissa teaches me something about videos or websites or whatever, and I get it.

Then I don’t use whatever I learned for a few months, and then she gets swamped and I try to help, but I have to ask her 73 questions in the mean time.

I used my camera so the quality isn’t great,  I got in a hurry because my batteries were dying.  It’s silly, self-indulgent and pointless.

Wow, pretty sure the last time I used this many excuses I was holding either a girl or a golf club.

The candidate race alone raised over $4,800, and donations were also collected at the event.  Thanks again for everyone’s support, and congratulations to King Rocco, Queen Daphne, and Ambassador Willow! Don’t forget to pick up your “Happy Endings” calendars later this year with our winners photographs.

Maybe next year it will be Charlie or Tater…

Donations are due tomorrow and the King will be announced this Saturday at the Central Missouri Humane Society’s annual Hound Dog Homecoming.

If you were ever thinking about making some kind of charitable donation someday…do it today for Charlie and CMHS!!

Letterman was pretty out there as the show’s first host in ‘82. (Remember Stupid Pet Tricks, or throwing watermelons off of a building?)  But he was given time to develop the show and his style.

But it’s a different world today, and corporations need return on their investments now.  Whether it’s TV hosts or Country singers, they’ve got to prove themselves sooner rather than later.  Companies don’t have time to wait for them to develop.

And I get that, there’s a lot of money involved.  But I hope Fallon gets some more time.  Because along with the ample comic skills of Brian Williams, I think this is just a block or two south of Genius St.

I’m not sure when the last time my face was completely clean, but I know it’s been at least 10 years.

Although she’s gonna have to get used to it Carissa says she likes it, which is good considering that she has to sit across from me everyday.  And the first guy I ran into in the building this morning said I looked younger.  I tipped him.

Talk of shaving also gave us an excuse to talk about one of my favorite websites.

If you’re bored check out “Men-that-look-like-Kenny-Rogers”.com. Find tips for spotting Kennys, looking like Kenny, check out the “Kenny Of  The Month”, or buy a t-shirt.

Think about it.  You see guys all the time that have that Kenny white hair & beard, at the mall, the ballgame, the grocery store.

So people take pictures of these guys and put them on the website, and give them funny names.

For example…

Love Boat Kenny

Web Cam Kenny

Double Plaid Kenny

Shaving Cream Kenny

This is why Al Gore invented the internet…

Every time our group of girls gets together, it’s a blast, but Vegas just steps it up a couple of notches! We spent our days at the pool and our nights hitting the town.  Nothing too wild happened. Nobody found any babies, woke up with chickens or had tigers in their room.  So that was a relief!

We came up with a list of dares for the bachelorette to do, which she completed! It was very entertaining! Her face was as red as a cherry most of the time, but she was a good sport and did every single dare we gave her. It was quite hilarious.

Thanks again for all of your bachelorette party suggestions, now we have a head start for when the next girl in the group gets married! Here’s a pic of almost all of us (missing one girl)…

Charlie & Tater are both great dogs and both would make good kings, but only one can be King. Whichever dog raises the most money for CMHS will be crowned king on Saturday, June 26th.

Help Charlie win by making a donation online or by dropping one off at my office - 3215 Lemone Industrial Blvd. in Columbia.  Any amount you could donate would be appreciated! All the money raised benefits the Central Missouri Humane Society, and donations have to be turned in by June 25th. Thanks for your help guys!!

Tater vs. Charlie Facebook Page

Charlie’s Campaign Video

Tater’s Campaign Video

And yes, Scotty & Jamie Mac have already approached me about my obsession with my dog….I will work on it after the competition is over. : )

And be sure to come cheer on Tater & Charlie at CMHS’s annual Hound Dog Homecoming on Saturday, June 26th from 1pm – 4pm at CMHS (616 Big Bear Blvd. in Columbia). It will be lots of fun with carnival games for people and dogs, prizes, food, entertainment, and a visit from Columbia Canine Sports Center. Admission is FREE and tickets are just $1. So, bring your two legged and four legged family and friends, and see who will be (Charlie be) crowned 2010 Hound Dog Homecoming’s King and Queen!