Blake Shelton may have a second job…as NASCAR’s official deejay!
Bristol Motor Speedway officials allowed each of the 43 NASCAR drivers competing in its March 21 race to choose a song to blare over the loudspeakers during his introduction.
So, Blake decided to give each driver some unsolicited advice on song selection — with a little prodding from ESPN.com.
Here are some of Blake’s list of suggestions from TheBoot.com:
Kasey Kahne: “He’s the prettiest man I’ve ever seen. ‘Dude (Looks Like a Lady),’ by Aerosmith. Great driver, and he’s really pretty. Really pretty!”
Kurt Busch: “Kurt’s the oldest brother, right? I don’t know why, but the theme song to the ‘Brady Bunch’ comes to mind. Is that weird?”
Mark Martin: “Easy one. ‘Grandpa,’ by the Judds.”
Matt Kenseth: “From what I hear, he’s funny, but people think he’s boring as hell. ‘Personality,’ by Lloyd Price.”
Jeff Gordon: “‘I Kissed A Girl,’ by Katy Perry. I don’t really know what made me think of that song. But I did. So there you go. Enough said.”
Kyle Busch: “‘We’re Not Gonna Take It,’ by Twisted Sister. Because he just gets so pissed and doesn’t do anything wrong ever. Ever.”
Elliott Sadler: “‘Ol’ Red.’ He’s in the video with me, and played the part of my inbred cousin. He was a natural.”
Robby Gordon: “‘Some Beach,’ by me, because he wrecked me at Atlanta last weekend. I at least thought I could miss the first few laps and still see the car. Nope. At least he got me on TV.”
Joey Logano: “We’ll go with another one of mine here, ‘The Baby.’ Does he shave yet?”
Denny Hamlin: “Didn’t he say something about his car recently, like his motor was bad or something? ‘Piece Of S— Car,’ Adam Sandler.”
Tony Stewart: “‘My Way,’ by Frank Sinatra. He bought his own team, and he’s doing it.”
Kevin Harvick: “‘Loser,’ by Beck. Wait, he’s leading the points, isn’t he? We’ll keep it just for the irony.”
Jimmie Johnson: “An old Mac Davis song works for him, called ‘[Oh] Lord It’s Hard to Be Humble’ when you’re perfect in every way.”
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: “‘The More I Drink.’ This is one of mine. He’s having that kind of luck.”
Carl Edwards: “‘I’m Too Sexy’ for my shirt, by Right Said Fred. Enough said.”
Donny Parker
No one could have picked it better.
AWESOME